Someone in 'murica killed some gobby political commentator who was all pro guns and shit
if you could kill one UK politician with no repercussions on yourself who would it be, and how?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:12, Reply)

And also which UK politician you'd like to kiss and which one you'd like to marry?
Angela Rayner, to all three and in that order.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:17, Reply)

Kill, kiss and marry?
unorthodox
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:55, Reply)

Can you imagine kissing and then being married to an alive Angela Rayner?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 16:41, Reply)

Farage could be stabbed with the pole of a Union Jack and thrown into a vat of beer to drown.
A murder so British that not even the densest members of his mouth-breathing fan club could pin it on Muslims or immigrants.
( .Yeti., Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:37, Reply)

Or wrapped in bacon and spit roasted? Not in the sexy, dirty way
the burny hot fire and death way.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:56, Reply)

Or chop his legs off, skin them and fry them in garlic butter.
Serve with his froglike mug as a centrepiece.
( .Yeti., Thu 11 Sep 2025, 15:21, Reply)

Galloway

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:42, Reply)

By constriction
in a catsuit made from an ultratight fabric that gradually contracts and constricts, compressing his body until his insides starts coming out of his mouth. Like a human Juicero
www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/01/juicero-silicon-valley-shutting-down
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:58, Reply)

or maybe keep him alive as a warning to others: this is how ridiculous it's possible to become

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 13:59, Reply)

I fear too many are treating Galloway not as a warning
but as a challenge, a gauntlett of self-serving awfulness and stupidity thrown down for others to take on and exceed.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:00, Reply)

Cromwell

( $$ ✅, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:01, Reply)

Thomas or Oliver

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:04, Reply)

both

( $$ ✅, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Crom Bos
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:19, Reply)

absolutely

( $$ ✅, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Corbyn.
By sewing his asshole closed and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him...
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:05, Reply)

what if he isn't hungry?

( MiseryCunt, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Even better.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Sep 2025, 15:04, Reply)

What if you sewed his mouth on to Boris Johson's anus?
That'd be even more horribler
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 14:47, Reply)

Enter The 36 Commons Chambers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 15:22, Reply)

Clickin dis

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 16:53, Reply)

Farage
Shove the hose of a muck spreader down his throat and pump him with liquid shit until he pops
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 15:57, Reply)

He’s already full of shit

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 17:15, Reply)

Pitt.
The Elder or The Younger, I’m not really fussed either way.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Sep 2025, 18:25, Reply)