Hi farthole's
How's it going?

Fuck all planned for this weekend.

Might gaylord a gnu. u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 11:30, Reply)

Might assassinate an ass

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 11:32, Reply)

too late

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:08, Reply)

Bravo!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:24, Reply)

Fighting the woke left, as per

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 11:53, Reply)

-gh +s

in b4 Aardvark
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 11:54, Reply)

There’s enough fisting to go around.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:42, Reply)

Fistfuls of fisting

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:44, Reply)

A Fistful of $$

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:00, Reply)

mofahas in the fist

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:15, Reply)

Come again?
pbs.twimg.com/media/ErM7OhoXIAALxzY?format=jpg&name=medium
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:34, Reply)

ALSO: looks like someone might be over-sensitive about their over-sensitivity
x.com/braintree_/status/1323689105881006080
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:37, Reply)

Kung Pow
Enter the Fist
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:50, Reply)

Cool, just sorted the last or the records, god there is some shit . I really did buy anything

( mongychops, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:00, Reply)

I looked up some of mine on discogs
worth about £2 each
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:02, Reply)

Discogs is misleading. If you've played them and enjoyed them the price goes right down

( mongychops, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:25, Reply)

so less than £2, gotcha

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:56, Reply)

I've got a fair few duds also
By about 2000 the amount of quality hip hop coming out declined severely but I'd go out shopping every week regardless, I was in denial
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:51, Reply)

pride tomorrow in Skegness
which promises to be as bleak as it sounds
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:02, Reply)

sounds pretty gunt, ngl

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:52, Reply)

Just done an inventory of the freezer
Fucking embarrassing. Somehow we've ended up with about 40 soleros
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:05, Reply)

I exaggerate
It's 25
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:06, Reply)

Solero party round yours

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:12, Reply)

No supermarket own brands please
I just want the cold feeling of a large Solero in my mouth
( $$ ✅, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:15, Reply)

nothing sexual btw

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:15, Reply)

Not as big as they used to be

( mongychops, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:26, Reply)

I dunno mongy, some modern supermarkets are fucking massive.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:36, Reply)

the story of my life

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:36, Reply)

soler human-slug hybrid embry
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:35, Reply)

If there's a joke on the stick I'm still prepared to give them a try

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:09, Reply)

DIY

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 12:12, Reply)

I call it 'DI Why?' !!!!
Haha, what am I like?!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:02, Reply)

My dad's back in hospital
And my ex has gone full stalker, sending flowers to my mum's.
So, I will probably spend the weekend worrying.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:14, Reply)

Ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 14:18, Reply)

I plan to spend much of my time Moping about it being the Autumn

( vladimir, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 13:17, Reply)

Write a wistful sonnet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 14:18, Reply)

Blotting out reality

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 12 Sep 2025, 18:30, Reply)