Dolly Parted
Just getting in early to avoid the rush
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 6:55, archived)

I'm begging of you, please don't take my life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 7:13, archived)

Dolly Passed on

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 8:39, archived)

Dolly Partoff

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:03, archived)

Deadie Parton

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:41, archived)

This trend of posting death notices for people who haven't died yet is fucking spasticated, I tell you hwat.

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:24, archived)

Huw Deadwards

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:28, archived)

Bill dead b-Oddie

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:35, archived)

Kemi Hadenough

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:40, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)

Not Yeti

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:46, archived)

Iggy Popped his clogs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:54, archived)

Carl Corpse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:54, archived)

Johnny Rotting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:55, archived)

Cadaveril Lavigne

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:55, archived)

Avril Not Lavigne

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:02, archived)

Christina AAAAAARGHuilera

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:09, archived)

lols

( broadsword, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:16, archived)

Jeremy ClarksOFF

( broadsword, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:16, archived)

Carkson, surely?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:21, archived)

Carksoff, and that's final

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:40, archived)

Spongebob Squarebox

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)

lol sorry .yeti., not really

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:46, archived)

she's currently only Dolly Part-gone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:26, archived)

D. Parted.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:03, archived)

Dolly Departed, we are gathered here....

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:41, archived)

DOAlene, DOAlene, DOAlene, DOA-leeeeene

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:31, archived)

+
b3ta.com/talk/8458638
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:45, archived)

She's going to pull through, thanks to everyone's prayers.
Sounds like the Grim Reaper has given her a Dolly DePARDON!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:46, archived)