morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 6:52, Reply)

Dolly Parted
Just getting in early to avoid the rush
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 6:55, Reply)

I'm begging of you, please don't take my life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 7:13, Reply)

Dolly Passed on

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 8:39, Reply)

Dolly Partoff

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:03, Reply)

Deadie Parton

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:41, Reply)

This trend of posting death notices for people who haven't died yet is fucking spasticated, I tell you hwat.

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:24, Reply)

Huw Deadwards

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:28, Reply)

Bill dead b-Oddie

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:35, Reply)

Kemi Hadenough

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:40, Reply)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:43, Reply)

Not Yeti

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:46, Reply)

Iggy Popped his clogs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:54, Reply)

Carl Corpse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:54, Reply)

Johnny Rotting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:55, Reply)

Cadaveril Lavigne

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:55, Reply)

Avril Not Lavigne

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:02, Reply)

Christina AAAAAARGHuilera

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:09, Reply)

lols

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:16, Reply)

Jeremy ClarksOFF

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:16, Reply)

Carkson, surely?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:21, Reply)

Carksoff, and that's final

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:40, Reply)

Spongebob Squarebox

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:38, Reply)

lol sorry .yeti., not really

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:46, Reply)

she's currently only Dolly Part-gone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:26, Reply)

D. Parted.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:03, Reply)

Dolly Departed, we are gathered here....

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:41, Reply)

DOAlene, DOAlene, DOAlene, DOA-leeeeene

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:31, Reply)

+
b3ta.com/talk/8458638
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:45, Reply)

She's going to pull through, thanks to everyone's prayers.
Sounds like the Grim Reaper has given her a Dolly DePARDON!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:46, Reply)

morninging

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 7:22, Reply)

Invizzo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 7:25, Reply)

Please keep your fake Lizzo death notice in the appropriate sub-thread, thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:26, Reply)

/skinflute

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:24, Reply)

morn fist
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:04, Reply)

Shitpipe Tuesday
stick it up your bumhole and sing a happy song.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:13, Reply)

It's Wednesday.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:45, Reply)

shitpipe wednesday

( MiseryCunt, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:32, Reply)

Happy Shitpipe Wednesday, MiseryCunt!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:53, Reply)

Fucking hell
what happened to Tuesday?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:08, Reply)

Honestly it was pretty underwhelming, you didn't miss much.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:15, Reply)

Oh my god
Don't tell me I wrote letters to people. Fuck.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:23, Reply)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:42, Reply)

Happy International Lesbian Day!

( $$ ✅, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:04, Reply)

The traditional gifts are scissors and velcro

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:43, Reply)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 14:52, Reply)