Am I cool?
I don’t believe in transformers though?

You know those chicks with dicks…does that make me cool?
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:18, Reply)

well from what I can see in the media, being mental is cool nowadays so maybe you are

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:24, Reply)

I may be mental
But I am not that mental that I believe a man is a woman etc.

Unless it’s you.
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:30, Reply)

alright JK, get back to writing the wizard books now, there's a good lass

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:31, Reply)

Oh no, you are one of those fucking blue haired insane Fucknuts that believes in 300 genders aren’t you?
Which one of them do you identify as? A wanker?
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:41, Reply)

Well, that escalated quickly.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:46, Reply)

Right though…yeah?

(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:09, Reply)

I can see you're far too clever to argue with, so I'm just going to go along with whatever you say.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:20, Reply)

So that’s a fucking yes then.
Go get some blue rinse
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Why, if I already have blue hair?
I'm beginning to think that you might actually be a fucking idiot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:47, Reply)

It doesn't understand hair colour possibilities

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:55, Reply)

I think it's back on cocaine again, it hasn't shitposted this furiously and incoherently for ages.
I'm amazed its heart hasn't exploded yet, can only be a matter of time now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:13, Reply)

lol

( MiseryCunt, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 20:23, Reply)

So edgy
Wanna cyber?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:49, Reply)

You're right, it's definitely Linehan rather than Rowling.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:57, Reply)

I do

( $$ ✅, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:14, Reply)

I know YOU do, you bloody rascal!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Oh no, you’re one of those fucknuts that gets angry about people just trying to live their lives without it having any impact on you whatsoever, aren’t you?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:34, Reply)

But it does have an impact on me.
On all of us.

You fucking knob.

Forcing me to call people things they aren’t is an impact isn’t it?
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:42, Reply)

No-one is forcing you though are they

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:43, Reply)

I might force it to choke on rancid ball batter though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:55, Reply)

Fucking try me

(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Ah, yes
The anti-trans fuckwit who writes under the pseudonym of Robert Galbraith.
The only woman since Debbie McGee to successfully milk a small wizard for decades.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:16, Reply)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:30, Reply)

That second sentence is going to stay with me

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 18:07, Reply)

Good

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:50, Reply)

*flashes minge*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:32, Reply)

*sniffs*
*faints*
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:42, Reply)

We've all had one off the wrist to Eva Lin, m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:48, Reply)

Lin Braun
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:49, Reply)

Tong tian lao shu xia jiang yr nan
Eva Lin is known for Dan bo dan (1981), Tong tian lao shu xia jiang nan (1978) and Assault of Final Rival (1978).
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:25, Reply)

Bit racist.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 22:40, Reply)