morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 8:26, Reply)

this place is A MESS!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 8:28, Reply)

Alright, david bowie

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 8:33, Reply)

More or less, yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 9:40, Reply)

No frickin way dude!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 10:35, Reply)

404ning, more like

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 10:52, Reply)

Great news coming into work this morning,
the courier left another delivery for the ambulance station on the same random bloke's doormat a mile away. There's another parcel out for delivery today, apparently the depot manager has phoned the driver to tell him to take it to the right place, which is reassuring.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 10:59, Reply)

if his previous instruction was to leave it in the wrong place, then I think this might work this time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:07, Reply)

I only put things in the wrong place if I've been told to put them in the wrong place
It's just a rule I live by. Always have.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:23, Reply)

I think this is good advice to live by.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:23, Reply)

What if the wrong place is the right place though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:24, Reply)

Then it’ll be rightly left right in the wrong place.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:28, Reply)

Rightly or wrongly, he left it down in the wrong place, up from the right place.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:30, Reply)

"I've told you, we're not doing it that way again, it hurts too much." - Mrs horrible

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:32, Reply)

Right in the left earhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:37, Reply)

Sac in blac

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:14, Reply)

^ putting the 'jest' in gestational

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:28, Reply)

To cut a Long Story Short, happy birthday, Gary Kemp!

( $$ ✅, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:37, Reply)

I hope everyone chipped in to get him a hairy gimp

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:43, Reply)

RIP Gonz

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:52, Reply)