Fore out of seven you piffling pipsqueaks
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 14:26, Reply)

5/7 going to the pub with a mate and then several other mates turn up and you get shitfaced and have a lovely time but a horrible hangover the next day

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 14:49, Reply)

3/1 gnarly with a homon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:36, Reply)

7/7 that stubborn skidmark in the toilet bowl that just refuses to budge to the point where you wonder what the fuck did you eat to produce shit with the bonding strength of Araldite

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Peanut butter

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:22, Reply)

Araldite, duh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 16:21, Reply)

Analdite

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 16:32, Reply)

9/11 was an inside job

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:07, Reply)

n inside +hand
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 18 Oct 2025, 13:55, Reply)

2/10 just seen Sylvester McCoy
He's fucking tiny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:15, Reply)

-Sylvester McCoy +my pænus
-He +It
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:17, Reply)

You might be a giant tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 16:16, Reply)

Get a little birdhouse in your arsehole

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 16:26, Reply)

another one??

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 16:59, Reply)

Not to put a mynah point on it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 21:51, Reply)

if one can fit, maybe toucan

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2025, 13:45, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 22:49, Reply)

also
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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 22:50, Reply)

10/10
would recommend
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:19, Reply)

7/7, Jurassic World
And only 3 guesses
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:21, Reply)

2/7 sucking off a sauropodomorph

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:32, Reply)

Might as well just deep throat a diplodocus

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:39, Reply)

or wank off a weewarrasaurus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:41, Reply)

give a rhamphorhynchus a reacharound

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 15:45, Reply)

Gobble a Gondwanatitan

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 16:07, Reply)

You'd need to hold your breath

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 20:50, Reply)

5/7 I did really well this is an incredible result

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 16:17, Reply)

three out of seven

( vladimir, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 17:03, Reply)

:((((

( vladimir, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 17:03, Reply)

oh no wait...I'm just getting some information through on this from my brain...OK what I'm getting is a bit garbled but I THINK what it's saying is I don't care

( vladimir, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 17:04, Reply)

Well, we care.
It’s important.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 17:46, Reply)

awwwww <3

( vladimir, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 23:03, Reply)