Fucking bedtime innit
- ?!
Anyway.

My wife goes round locking up at bedtime 'cause she doesn't like burglars.
Racist against the burglars community, innit.

She doesn't agree.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 18 Oct 2025, 22:17, archived)

Please be very quiet as if you were dead.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 Oct 2025, 22:40, archived)

I don't know what you were going for, but it didn't work.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 18 Oct 2025, 23:00, archived)

What do you call a lesbian on fire?
An LGBBQ
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 18 Oct 2025, 23:05, archived)

I don’t get it.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 18 Oct 2025, 23:49, archived)

Retard

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 0:43, archived)

what if you're both burglars though and by locking up she's locked both of you in, the burglars, makes you think dunnit

( vladimir, Sat 18 Oct 2025, 23:33, archived)

no

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 0:40, archived)

go on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 1:29, archived)

no

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 2:11, archived)

"The burglars are coming from inside the house!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 1:29, archived)

If you're determined to get robbed perhaps you could just leave some stuff outside

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 1:34, archived)

<s> d </s> lm

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Oct 2025, 8:39, archived)