morning bollocks

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 6:52, archived)

gunt morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 6:58, archived)

morning scrote

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 7:12, archived)

Morning brilliance
Work offered me a days holiday - that fucking rain decided for me
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 23 Oct 2025, 7:29, archived)

Suspended without pay, gotcha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 7:35, archived)

Another week nearly gone
life passing by.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 9:05, archived)

Two years today since my best pal croaked
Same for my brother on Tuesday
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 9:18, archived)

Bummer
sorry to hear that.

Also, I had to do the send-a-poo-sample thing to check for bowling cancer too. It's not the most undignified thing I've done though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 9:48, archived)

^ pot calling the kettle bummer

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:00, archived)

Bowling cancer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:10, archived)

The Big Lebowelski

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:32, archived)

Bowel for Soup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:54, archived)

Bowelling for Columbine

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Oct 2025, 11:14, archived)

Simon Bowell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 11:48, archived)

Ferruginous Pygmy Bowel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 12:44, archived)

Remember when Prince changed his name to Symbowel?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 13:17, archived)

were they cursed by a witch?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 18:28, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 10:45, archived)