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Hi gunt's
Bored at work, going to the Mayflower in Rotherhithe after. Might soil a seal.

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:30, archived)
watching youtube, feeding my semi-tame crows, drinking beer and organising myself for working in wales next week
might spitroast a sasquatch
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:33, archived)
Why must you lie online?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:34, archived)
well technically it's guinness.
so that's a stout
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:35, archived)
or, it's guinness
so technically that's a stout
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)
or whatever
go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)
also ioo'm looking at this, does anyone know of a reason notr to buy it?
www.harrisontelescopes.co.uk/acatalog/skywatcher-explorer-250pds-eq6-pro-telescope.html
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:56, archived)
"The Synscan handset depicted in the product photo is an optional accessory and not included."
Sounds well sus m8
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:10, archived)

yeah but you don't need it you can use your phone to aim it at things you want to eyeball. probably use stellarium as i'm a premium member don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:13, archived)
You are a premium member, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:14, archived)
i no m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:15, archived)

optio a
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Oct 2025, 17:27, archived)
I was interested in this so I did some research, apparently if you look in the wrong end everything is tiny, it's well lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 16:28, archived)
3 weeks til my new job starts
I really want to mentally check out at my current place but have to train my replacements and update staff manuals and shit. It's pretty smeg
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)
Make sure you leave a freshly-laid turd in a jiffy bag labeled "Disaster Recovery Plan"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:40, archived)
I've already manhandled more than enough of my logs l8ley
Might give that a miss
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:41, archived)
If you can't beat 'em, jenkum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:45, archived)
Protesting at a hotel because I’ve failed in life and blame brown people for my poor decisions

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:39, archived)
nice 1

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:40, archived)
See you there m8!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:51, archived)
Don’t forget your flag

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:53, archived)
probably a flag of convenience

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:17, archived)
alright /links

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 18:52, archived)
Just been given a huge tumbler of Bollinger
Happy days
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)

l we
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:52, archived)
Ha, took me a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 13:53, archived)
BOWEL

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:05, archived)
tumbweer actually
lol monster munch
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:09, archived)
oh fuck i feel really silly now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 14:16, archived)
Might whip me old knobber out

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 17:28, archived)

I know someone who got barred from a local karaoke night for doing a Gary Glitter tribute routine. He might have been alright if he'd just sung one of his songs.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 25 Oct 2025, 18:17, archived)
50th today, fancy a nice fillet steak, going to try and find a nice restaurant in Desanzano.
Wife booked us a surprise weekend away, she's far too nice for me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 18:54, archived)
Many happy returns

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 18:56, archived)
Happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 19:03, archived)
Have a good one pal

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 21:58, archived)
Happy birthday
Lold
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 22:01, archived)
Happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 0:19, archived)
Just got back from mum and dad's
Had to take some strapless dresses for mum, because she can't put a top on. Did their laundry, dishes, hoovering and mopping, paid their bills, got them a bit of shopping, made sure they had something to eat and made endless cups of tea. Might queef up a quokka.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 19:09, archived)
Well done you
I'm avoiding topless mum jokes for purposes of taste
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 22:02, archived)