mrs queef has gone to paris for work, dunno what to do with myself
I've hoovered the stairs, now what
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:23, Reply)

make a pizza

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)

by the time the dough is ready to cook she'll be back
not a bad idea as it goes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)

you don't keep dough in the fridge for emergencies?
actually can you freeze proofed dough? need to look into that
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)

You can, but it doesn't rise as well as fresh dough, IME.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:42, Reply)

pizza dough should be ok tho?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)

Well like I said, I found it didn't rise all that well.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:44, Reply)

welcome to mumsnet

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)

yeah but what if it's already risen tho

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:15, Reply)

Have a wank

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)

might shit myself

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:37, Reply)

HAVE A WANK
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:24, Reply)

might see if I can get a cocked hat on deliveroo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:51, Reply)

Whoosh do one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:56, Reply)

watch predator 2

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)

wear her clothes and prance around the house like a lady

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:44, Reply)

thinking of making chicken 'kyiv'
Mrs disnae like butter (the fucking weirdo) so I've not had it in years.

Haha, not had chicken 'kyiv' either AHAHAHA
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:53, Reply)

HAHA SEX JOKES
I get those. Well sometimes I do, I'm not very bright
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

chicken 'kyiv' last tango in Paris
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

Have a kitkat

( $$ ✅, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:11, Reply)

is that sex slang for sticking four fingers up your guffpipe
if so, way ahead of you bro
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)

Have a banana

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)

hava nagila

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)