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mrs queef has gone to paris for work, dunno what to do with myself
I've hoovered the stairs, now what
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:23, Reply)
make a pizza

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)
by the time the dough is ready to cook she'll be back
not a bad idea as it goes
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)
you don't keep dough in the fridge for emergencies?
actually can you freeze proofed dough? need to look into that
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)
You can, but it doesn't rise as well as fresh dough, IME.

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:42, Reply)
pizza dough should be ok tho?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)
Well like I said, I found it didn't rise all that well.

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:44, Reply)
welcome to mumsnet

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)
yeah but what if it's already risen tho

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:15, Reply)
Have a wank

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)
might shit myself

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:37, Reply)
HAVE A WANK
lol
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:24, Reply)
might see if I can get a cocked hat on deliveroo

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:51, Reply)
Whoosh do one

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:56, Reply)
watch predator 2

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)
wear her clothes and prance around the house like a lady

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:44, Reply)
thinking of making chicken 'kyiv'
Mrs disnae like butter (the fucking weirdo) so I've not had it in years.

Haha, not had chicken 'kyiv' either AHAHAHA
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:53, Reply)
HAHA SEX JOKES
I get those. Well sometimes I do, I'm not very bright
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

chicken 'kyiv' last tango in Paris
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)
Have a kitkat

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:11, Reply)
is that sex slang for sticking four fingers up your guffpipe
if so, way ahead of you bro
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
Have a banana

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)
hava nagila

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)