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i just beat balatro for the first time

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 1:09, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 6:41, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 6:50, Reply)
afternoon

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:20, Reply)
Morning. Just about to head for the airport. Anyone want anything from duty free?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7:20, Reply)
one of those sports cars they sometimes have in there would be nice

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)
Shove a massive Toblerone up your bum

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 16:30, Reply)
CLICK

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:35, Reply)
Hi bou

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:41, Reply)
Not Bou. It’s SF.
If you would like some proof I used to be Fucksocks many moons ago.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)
One of those €7,000 bottles of Tokaj I saw in Brussels Airport once

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)
A USB charging cable for €59.99

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:22, Reply)
bargain
typical Apple prices
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:41, Reply)
Yeah I've only managed it once.
I had a joker that increased its mult every time you played two pairs, that was essential.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7:21, Reply)
fancy pants?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
Why you always rude

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:44, Reply)
-r +n

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 16:13, Reply)
I'm beating my balatro as I type this

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 8:28, Reply)
phwoar

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
Morning

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 9:59, Reply)
morning smash

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
fuck off then

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:14, Reply)
mrs queef has gone to paris for work, dunno what to do with myself
I've hoovered the stairs, now what
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:23, Reply)
make a pizza

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)
by the time the dough is ready to cook she'll be back
not a bad idea as it goes
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)
you don't keep dough in the fridge for emergencies?
actually can you freeze proofed dough? need to look into that
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)
You can, but it doesn't rise as well as fresh dough, IME.

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:42, Reply)
pizza dough should be ok tho?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)
Well like I said, I found it didn't rise all that well.

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:44, Reply)
welcome to mumsnet

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)
yeah but what if it's already risen tho

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:15, Reply)
Have a wank

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)
might shit myself

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:37, Reply)
HAVE A WANK
lol
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:24, Reply)
might see if I can get a cocked hat on deliveroo

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:51, Reply)
Whoosh do one

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:56, Reply)
watch predator 2

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)
wear her clothes and prance around the house like a lady

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:44, Reply)
thinking of making chicken 'kyiv'
Mrs disnae like butter (the fucking weirdo) so I've not had it in years.

Haha, not had chicken 'kyiv' either AHAHAHA
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:53, Reply)
HAHA SEX JOKES
I get those. Well sometimes I do, I'm not very bright
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

chicken 'kyiv' last tango in Paris
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)
Have a kitkat

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:11, Reply)
is that sex slang for sticking four fingers up your guffpipe
if so, way ahead of you bro
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
Have a banana

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)
hava nagila

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)
why is it a 'roguelike'?
ok i got it now
(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 14:29, Reply)
Star Mix or Tangfastic?

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)
It's a kind of game, hth

(, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)