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i just beat balatro for the first time

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 1:09, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 6:41, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 6:50, Reply)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:20, Reply)
Morning. Just about to head for the airport. Anyone want anything from duty free?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7:20, Reply)
one of those sports cars they sometimes have in there would be nice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)
Shove a massive Toblerone up your bum

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 16:30, Reply)
CLICK

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:35, Reply)
Hi bou

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:41, Reply)
Not Bou. It’s SF.
If you would like some proof I used to be Fucksocks many moons ago.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)
One of those €7,000 bottles of Tokaj I saw in Brussels Airport once

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)
A USB charging cable for €59.99

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:22, Reply)
bargain
typical Apple prices
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:41, Reply)
Yeah I've only managed it once.
I had a joker that increased its mult every time you played two pairs, that was essential.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7:21, Reply)
fancy pants?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
Why you always rude

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:44, Reply)
-r +n

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 16:13, Reply)
I'm beating my balatro as I type this

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 8:28, Reply)
phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 9:59, Reply)
morning smash

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:14, Reply)
mrs queef has gone to paris for work, dunno what to do with myself
I've hoovered the stairs, now what
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:23, Reply)
make a pizza

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)
by the time the dough is ready to cook she'll be back
not a bad idea as it goes
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)
you don't keep dough in the fridge for emergencies?
actually can you freeze proofed dough? need to look into that
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)
You can, but it doesn't rise as well as fresh dough, IME.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:42, Reply)
pizza dough should be ok tho?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)
Well like I said, I found it didn't rise all that well.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:44, Reply)
welcome to mumsnet

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, Reply)
yeah but what if it's already risen tho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:15, Reply)
Have a wank

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)
might shit myself

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:37, Reply)
HAVE A WANK
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:24, Reply)
might see if I can get a cocked hat on deliveroo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:51, Reply)
Whoosh do one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:56, Reply)
watch predator 2

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)
wear her clothes and prance around the house like a lady

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:44, Reply)
thinking of making chicken 'kyiv'
Mrs disnae like butter (the fucking weirdo) so I've not had it in years.

Haha, not had chicken 'kyiv' either AHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:53, Reply)
HAHA SEX JOKES
I get those. Well sometimes I do, I'm not very bright
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

chicken 'kyiv' last tango in Paris
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)
Have a kitkat

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:11, Reply)
is that sex slang for sticking four fingers up your guffpipe
if so, way ahead of you bro
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
Have a banana

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)
hava nagila

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)
why is it a 'roguelike'?
ok i got it now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 14:29, Reply)
Star Mix or Tangfastic?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)
It's a kind of game, hth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)