Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get any worse,
it turns out they're bringing back Mister Blobby.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:31, Reply)

who's 'they'?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:35, Reply)

The Powers that Be.
I dunno, prolly Illuminati or something.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:44, Reply)

this is excellent news
for which ever day shut in they decide to pick from /talk to play him.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:37, Reply)

fuck off you retard

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:37, Reply)

I watched one episode of that latest Noel show. He is insufferable. It's not even partridge cringe, worse. You want to kill him

( mongychops, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:53, Reply)

To be fair, I've wanted to kill him since the 90s

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:55, Reply)

I don't think I'll bother
I've not deliberately looked at Noel Edmonds since telly addicts was on the air
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:11, Reply)

He's set up some holistic retreat in NZ. With a weird pub . Blobby is there. He's fucking nuts. Doesn't seem to be killing people anymore so there is that

( mongychops, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:43, Reply)

he went on wogan after that
it's on youtube - goes on about the support he received after
doesn't apologise or acknowledge the victim or his family
ridiculous arsehole of a man
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:20, Reply)

I read about this a while back, he's fucking hated there, some issue about common access to the land he bought.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 21:16, Reply)

So he was, at one point, killing people?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:38, Reply)

someONE died

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:59, Reply)

He certainly tried his hardest by peddling quack bullshit.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 14:20, Reply)

This is easily the worst thing that’s happened today

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:15, Reply)

I disagree
They closed the main road near my house for a firework display on the Mersey.

It’s fucked up traffic everywhere.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:59, Reply)

Thoughts and prayers

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:36, Reply)

It’s a fucking nightmare.
They closed the road at 3pm the fireworks started at 7:30.

The pikeys selling their cheap shit turned up at 2pm to set up the stalls flogging cheap plastic shit to retards
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 21:15, Reply)

Bought the lot didn't you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:17, Reply)

You live in a shithole.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:53, Reply)

-bri +han -back

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:34, Reply)