aparently there will be some banging later on tonight

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:10, archived)

Cor!
Nice bit of anal I hope?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:35, archived)

meh,

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:37, archived)

Come on Smegg
You usually love it up there
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 5 Nov 2025, 17:38, archived)

Up my buttery biscuit hoop.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:24, archived)

your party ring

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:38, archived)

My iced gem

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:17, archived)

Directly into the gooey centre*
*japper
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 5 Nov 2025, 22:05, archived)

My pussies are terrified

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:38, archived)

fireworks are wank. shit for animals and super polluting too

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:55, archived)

^Fun McFunface

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Nov 2025, 19:59, archived)

if you love your pets
you can acclimatise them to fireworks
it just requires a bit of effort
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:11, archived)

i don't think that's a good idea

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:58, archived)

fuck your pets then

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 11:56, archived)

^ never owned a labradoodle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:47, archived)

Nobody should. What a crap animal. Even the original breeder regrets it. That has to be harsh as a dog

( mongychops, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 0:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8461181
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 6:38, archived)

Exactly
My family will all be staying in and watching this instead
www.aidtopia.com/software/aidfw/index.html
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:14, archived)

will it run on win95se?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:59, archived)

+s

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:07, archived)

My poor boys are hiding under the stairs

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:31, archived)

my roman candle just went off in my hand

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 20:35, archived)

Seems to be done
- for now
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:13, archived)

Not here
It sounds like a war zone
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 21:32, archived)

hahahaha please. this is talk. the last time anyone here was around any banging it was jesus being nailed to a cross

( vladimir, Wed 5 Nov 2025, 22:19, archived)

Jesus was on /talk?
Actually that makes sense, I can see him trying out his edgelord material here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 6:38, archived)