morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 5:14, Reply)

yes m8

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 7:05, Reply)

Bit gay.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 7:05, Reply)

i no m8

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 7:18, Reply)

morning
Headline on the BBC news website today: "TikTok award winner Max: 'It takes me hours to make the content you scroll on the toilet'". I'm not familiar with his oeuvre, and I think I'll keep it that way.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:01, Reply)

I’m scrolling out a shit as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:09, Reply)

I'm wanking as I ty
never mind just finished
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:24, Reply)

Friday morning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:09, Reply)

Helloo
May buff up a bivalve later.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:16, Reply)

HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:44, Reply)

Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:55, Reply)

Sniff my pumice plums

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:45, Reply)

ballsack

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)

+honor de

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:10, Reply)

I've been on b3ta over 22 years, which is crazy.
Do you ever think about the people you don't see here any more and wonder what happened to them?
( CowJam, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)

Sometimes, yes.
Whenever I do, I just assume they're in prison.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:37, Reply)

I hadn't thought of prison but you're probably right.

( CowJam, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:47, Reply)

I bet the fun never stops behind *those* bars!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:17, Reply)

I think I have been here for about 26 now.
Multiple bans multiple usernames it used to be a lot of fun here now it’s just a repetition of wankers over and over again.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:04, Reply)

Piss off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:23, Reply)

Next time you cross the road please do it with your eyes closed.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:27, Reply)

That's really impressive for a website that's not yet 25.
Must've been all fields back then, eh?
( CowJam, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:42, Reply)

I did say “think”
I was using the site when I had died black hair like the mongs on here so i know I was about 22 then.

So maybe more like 22 years.

When did everyone here turn into a fucking melt?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 13:34, Reply)

When JMG decided it was irredeemable.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)

Sounds about right.
Fucking woke melts
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 15:16, Reply)

Not really.
Do you ever think about the ones that are still here?
Did you leave the stove on?
omg, CowJam! What if the house burns down!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

Happy Birthday, King Charles! 🎉🥳🍆💦🥰

( $$ ✅, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:57, Reply)