Afternoon
New job seems alright so far
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:27, Reply)

smyls

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8461988
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:30, Reply)

I hope this email finds you well

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:47, Reply)

emails are sentient now, thanks AI

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:25, Reply)

Thai

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:32, Reply)

ALL the other
+ bles
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:39, Reply)

I feel I need to come up with a new email sign off. I've overused 'many thanks' (and sometimes thanking seems inappropriate if they've fucked me over or if I've already thanked them at the start of the email).
I've tried 'yours sincerely' but it seems a bit too sincere and 'Best Wishes' feels too personal.

Any suggestions?
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Kind regards

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:08, Reply)

Not bad... less overly familiar than 'warm regards' or 'fond regards'

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:11, Reply)

Kindness is weakness, BEST regards are obviously best, it's right in the name

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)

Ultimate regards? Regards Pro? Taste the Difference Regards?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:19, Reply)

Click Here to subscribe for Regards Platinum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:10, Reply)

bespoke regards solutions for discerning corporate entities

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:27, Reply)

"Hardest regards"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:24, Reply)

"Yours firmly"

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:59, Reply)

Absolutely regards, completely and utterly regards, toppest fucking regards.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:18, Reply)

"Bigly regards"

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:20, Reply)

Most regards

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:52, Reply)

Massive regards

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 23:34, Reply)

gt
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 8:53, Reply)

Best regards

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:09, Reply)

Also good, regards is better than wishes which sounds childish

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)

BEST

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)

Regards Prime

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:07, Reply)

Yours in the eternal dharma

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:11, Reply)

I'm worried that people who bother to google it might decide to be offended by it

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)

Something in Arabic then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:16, Reply)

Could just go with the classic "Allahu akbar" although it may look a little incongruous in my Christmas cards

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:17, Reply)

May the seed of your loins rest fruitful in the belly of your woman*
* other genders of belly are available
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)

You're a friend to pregnant people everywhere!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)

I try to get most of it on the tits
my tits, that is
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:20, Reply)

Fuck you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:16, Reply)

You can add a winking emoji if you're worried about offending people

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:17, Reply)

<s>i</s> a

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:26, Reply)

I'll stick with 'worst nightmares' for people I don't like but thanks

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)

cancer!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:28, Reply)

cancer

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:52, Reply)

Yours serious as cancerly,

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)

Nice cancer chevron shaping up right here

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:27, Reply)

P.S. You have cancer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:27, Reply)

Yours smeggily

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:29, Reply)

Fuck off you regard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:31, Reply)

Sincerely (kill) yours(elf)

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 20:25, Reply)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 20:51, Reply)

thanks cancer
thancer
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:29, Reply)

+ and gives you cancer

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:53, Reply)

Bangladesh is in the news, have you noticed they don't use real letters? It's all just scribble!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:52, Reply)

Doctors hate this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:56, Reply)

Linguists too, it's a disgrace.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

Ok so i just emailed their embassy and got a load of scribble back, cunts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:36, Reply)

I'm fucking livid

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:52, Reply)

Is it anything to do with cheese?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:57, Reply)

He's an old-fashioned photographer now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

h t rn
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:58, Reply)

How many times do you need to get a photo of one single cocktail?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:06, Reply)

tail
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:10, Reply)

-tail

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:10, Reply)

can't believe only two people made this joke

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:25, Reply)

Meat, mostly

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:51, Reply)

Afternoon
Getting paid to do a job that's OK is great, I imagine
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:01, Reply)

Getting paid a lot to do a job that is shit is ok too.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:59, Reply)

All jobs taste the same
blow+
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:57, Reply)

It's not cheese-related

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:59, Reply)