I feel I need to come up with a new email sign off. I've overused 'many thanks' (and sometimes thanking seems inappropriate if they've fucked me over or if I've already thanked them at the start of the email).
I've tried 'yours sincerely' but it seems a bit too sincere and 'Best Wishes' feels too personal.

Any suggestions?
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Kind regards

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:08, Reply)

Not bad... less overly familiar than 'warm regards' or 'fond regards'

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:11, Reply)

Kindness is weakness, BEST regards are obviously best, it's right in the name

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)

Ultimate regards? Regards Pro? Taste the Difference Regards?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:19, Reply)

Click Here to subscribe for Regards Platinum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:10, Reply)

bespoke regards solutions for discerning corporate entities

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:27, Reply)

"Hardest regards"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:24, Reply)

"Yours firmly"

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:59, Reply)

Absolutely regards, completely and utterly regards, toppest fucking regards.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:18, Reply)

"Bigly regards"

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:20, Reply)

Most regards

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:52, Reply)

Massive regards

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 23:34, Reply)

gt
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 8:53, Reply)

Best regards

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:09, Reply)

Also good, regards is better than wishes which sounds childish

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)

BEST

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)

Regards Prime

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:07, Reply)

Yours in the eternal dharma

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:11, Reply)

I'm worried that people who bother to google it might decide to be offended by it

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)

Something in Arabic then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:16, Reply)

Could just go with the classic "Allahu akbar" although it may look a little incongruous in my Christmas cards

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:17, Reply)

May the seed of your loins rest fruitful in the belly of your woman*
* other genders of belly are available
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)

You're a friend to pregnant people everywhere!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)

I try to get most of it on the tits
my tits, that is
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:20, Reply)

Fuck you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:16, Reply)

You can add a winking emoji if you're worried about offending people

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:17, Reply)

<s>i</s> a

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:26, Reply)

I'll stick with 'worst nightmares' for people I don't like but thanks

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)

cancer!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:28, Reply)

cancer

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:52, Reply)

Yours serious as cancerly,

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)

Nice cancer chevron shaping up right here

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:27, Reply)

P.S. You have cancer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:27, Reply)

Yours smeggily

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:29, Reply)

Fuck off you regard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:31, Reply)

Sincerely (kill) yours(elf)

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 20:25, Reply)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 20:51, Reply)