Good morning. I'm at the tyre place getting a new tyre for my wife's car after she drove over a screw.
Using the time while I wait to browse /b3ta and finish my report for the coroner
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:10, Reply)

i don't think dead tyres require a coroner's report m8

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)

He’s under a lot of pressure at the moment

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:24, Reply)

Then he needs to tread carefully

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)

Certainly needs to get a grip

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:35, Reply)

oh give him a break, he's not had a good year

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:38, Reply)

this reply is such a letdown

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:37, Reply)

I certainly feel deflated

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)

I’m pneu to this thread, can I still join in?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)

Only if you’re wheely quiet

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 15:26, Reply)

*hilarious misunderstanding about a prison officer*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 10:00, Reply)

*unconvincing implication that this made me Laugh Out Loud*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:09, Reply)

*entirely disingenous claim that it also made me collapse to to the ground with mirth, and then proceeded to repeatedly turn over whilst down there*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:11, Reply)

*laughter track from Porridge*

( .Yeti., Sat 22 Nov 2025, 11:12, Reply)

*obviously lie that the force of my laughter made me spit out my drink*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Nov 2025, 12:36, Reply)

That's happened to me though. On the other hand, my sides have never split.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Fuck off you retread

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)

👏

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 13:17, Reply)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Nov 2025, 14:44, Reply)