Verily, ‘tis after noon

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:12, Reply)

how's it going?
off to work in a sec
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:13, Reply)

Not bad, car’s in for its service and I’m expecting the inevitable call of doom
How about u?
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:15, Reply)

ach
annual christmas trauma (both parents died this time of year) compounded by a former director of my company being an absolute pain in my arse

but other than that, pretty good :)
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:50, Reply)

Ah that’s shit, hope you can still have a decent Christmas

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:53, Reply)

thanks cheers

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:19, Reply)

SAY IT PROPERLY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:20, Reply)

theers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:21, Reply)

it properly

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:27, Reply)

oooh you're proper vexing me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:29, Reply)

Inspections are free here if done by the State DoT but they're a joke, they don't even check emissions any more
Inspection takes about 10 minutes.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)

lol emissions

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

I’ve always wondered if cars in the US need whatever their equivalent of an MOT is
because I’ve seen some absolute sheds driving about over there which surely aren’t roadworthy
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:24, Reply)

Every State has their own standards and procedures, or lack thereof

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

👍

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:30, Reply)

When I had a car in New Zealand, you needed to get a Warrant of Fitness every 6 months.
WOF is so much more fun to say than MOT.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)

But having to say it every 6 months is egregious

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:39, Reply)

Not in New Zealand, all the vowels are different, they probably say "ugrugaeos" or something

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:46, Reply)

First time I was there was in 2006, Lily Allen was inexplicably popular at the time
and on the radio they kept calling her "Lully Eelen"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:48, Reply)

-get a Warrant of +Witness the

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:44, Reply)

WIF

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)

Car has a clean bill of health I’m sure you’ll all be pleased to know
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( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 16:54, Reply)

hooray!

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:17, Reply)

y

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:18, Reply)

After bollocks, more like

( broadsword, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:50, Reply)

true dat

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:54, Reply)

Steve WITLESS, more like!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 13:38, Reply)

bit of biting political satire for our US colleagues there, hope it's not too highbrow for them

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 13:38, Reply)

it is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:18, Reply)

I've done a picture of him on /board, stomped by HT, rude

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

might fp that later

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:39, Reply)

Am in meeting. There is power point
Slide has comic ms.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 13:53, Reply)

Multiple Sclerosis is no laughing matter m8

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 13:59, Reply)

Shut up about poor Charlie Kirk!!!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

Charlie sub-Kirk

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:24, Reply)

Charlie CORPSE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)

day off today

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)

^ k-hole

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)

ketamine will mess u up

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

brilliant

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:32, Reply)

Bran, yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:19, Reply)

Kevin's scrotum

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

a melange of exotic scents and schwetty balls

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

Verified

( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:24, Reply)

✅

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

'Tis so

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)

it has been written

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)

Has anyone said b3ta yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:59, Reply)

I said b3ta once
And it was pretty sexy actually
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 15:34, Reply)