Hullo bottomist's
Just sustained yet another workplace injury ffs. Steam burn from a giant vat of salt beef today. I think I might be too stupid for this job.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

+Too stupid for this job
Too stupid by fob
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

*sympathetic belm*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:17, Reply)

You've got to risk it for the brisket.

( .Yeti., Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:18, Reply)

Tom Stopped

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Stoppard are dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)

Tomb Stoppard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)

Tom Stoppedheart

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:31, Reply)

He was born a Czech, and he was dead when I checked, coincidence?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:26, Reply)

Tom Czeched Out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

Time to watch Brazil again
- it's the only piece of media I have that's even remotely connected, and it's a good enough excuse.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

or, or, right, is it possible that it's an unsafe workplace?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)

It's only unsafe if you're a fucking idiot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:36, Reply)

No one should have to steam their bum m8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)

Depends on whether all of Queef's colleagues are suffering accidents at the same rate
or if he's just a massive flailing spazmo.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)

not necessarily mutually exclusive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:17, Reply)

I suppose can't discount the possibility that this business exclusively employs MFS's.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:24, Reply)

That's quite the self own

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 20:56, Reply)

I'm sure you're right but I can't work out how

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:08, Reply)

You've owned half of yourself half as well as you should like,
and less than half of yourself half as well as you deserve.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 22:49, Reply)

I was going to ask about this but it's too late, it's all steam bum here now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)

I mean, at least I haven't got steam bum from a giant vat of salt beef

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:09, Reply)

for this job
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:19, Reply)

i've injured myself at work so many times now man
you'll be fine
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:46, Reply)

I just apologised to my ex
The stupid part is that I only did it because I'm missing the sex. Trust me, you don't have the monopoly on stupid.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 20:55, Reply)

Tom sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Nov 2025, 23:02, Reply)

I dunno why you are bothering. Your 50 off. You e tried, sack it off

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 0:11, Reply)