can't believe no-one's wished MGT happy candle day yet
You bunch of self-absorbed twats
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( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:26, Reply)

candle days are an abstract concept

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:28, Reply)

fuck off you polish prick

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:53, Reply)

do they look better polished?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:54, Reply)

I try to polish mine regularly
But it still looks like a dried out Lincolnshire banger.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 6:33, Reply)

i performed an interpretive dance

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 23:54, Reply)

'kids' was a pretty decent tune

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 5:59, Reply)

Fuck off Spanishfly

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:23, Reply)

Maybe you should add it to /calendar for next year so we don’t forget?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 7:14, Reply)

5 digit user IDs are so gauche.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Dec 2025, 11:28, Reply)