Oh god
Pheasant for dinner. My mother will overcook them and won't let me 'help'.

Middle class drama in the Home Counties, right guy's???
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:36, archived)

It's like Midsomer Murders round here
Minus the interesting murders :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:36, archived)

^ pheasant fucker's son

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:39, archived)

#leatherypheasant

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 13:44, archived)

Brace yourself

( .Yeti., Sat 27 Dec 2025, 14:09, archived)

if you didn't shoot them yourself I'm less than impressed

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 14:43, archived)

I'm not allowed near firearms :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 16:18, archived)

-arms +men

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:54, archived)

That's weird because I'm not allowed near Eartharms or Windarms

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 23:38, archived)

At this rate we’re never going to get Captain Planetarms

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 23:52, archived)

Pheasant and Pheasdec

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 14:48, archived)

I've got pheasants in my pheaspants and I want to pheasdance

( broadsword, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:22, archived)

^ Donald Pheasence

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:36, archived)

I'm having an actual day off today
Which means no parents, no mad relatives, no housework and no errands, just peace and quiet.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:59, archived)

Lovely stuff
Back to town tomorrow thank fuck, then the relaxing can begin. Booked here for NYE early dinner, been wanting to go for yonks, supposed to be amazing
www.sagardi.co.uk/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 20:20, archived)

pretty bold having a .co.uk addy all in foreign mumbo jumbo
i hope they put more thought into their cooking
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:20, archived)

Their ex dairy cow beef is supposed to be 10/10
You can toggle the site to English. Default Spanish is well wanky though, agreed
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:43, archived)

You can toggle the site to English. Default +fly
well wanky though, agreed a paedo
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:00, archived)

This, also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:39, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:56, archived)

Ooo, nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 8:37, archived)

Phasianidae in a fire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 16:09, archived)

+Upper

(piss and shit, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 22:32, archived)