morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 7:24, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 8:46, archived)

morning

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 10:19, archived)

Can't believe Sidney Cooke is still with us!
Go Sid!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 12:44, archived)

Form a protective ring around the Cookester!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 14:19, archived)

he'd only tear it

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:54, archived)

"Hissing Sid"?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 14:34, archived)

Captain Beaky reference

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 14:38, archived)

LEAVE SID ALONE!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:19, archived)

I'm just trying to check if you're 'celebrating' the continued live status of the notorious child rapist and murderer
- or if there's some other Sidney Cooke that you might mean instead.

You know, so I can decide whose side to be on when someone takes you seriously.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:35, archived)

Are you new here?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:59, archived)

fucking stupid question
I'm autistic, so guessing your inrent is hard for me. Give me a clue, or fuck off.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:02, archived)

Does he sound like he'd be in a musical
loosely based on the 1896 opera La bohème by Giacomo Puccini, Luigi Illica, and Giuseppe Giacosa, telling the story of a group of impoverished young artists struggling to survive and create a life in Lower Manhattan's East Village, in the thriving days of the bohemian culture of Alphabet City, under the shadow of HIV/AIDS?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)

It's not really anyone else's fault if you don't understand how the forum works, telling people who do know how it works to fuck off isn't going to help

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:54, archived)

fuck off

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)

has it helped?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 18:59, archived)

yes. loads.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:34, archived)

"how it works"?
This is the most dysfunctional cesspit of gibbering idiocy on the internets that I yet have the perverse urge to frequent. Fuck knows why. Maybe I need the abuse to keep my therapist in their job.
It doesn't actually fucking work, does it? It's just whatever edgelord twattery spluffs out a half arsed smirking lol for a fraction of a second from the collective b3tard chops.
It'd be the height of hubris to call that "how it works".
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 19:22, archived)

So why do you keep coming back?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 20:04, archived)

because i want to figure out the neurotypical rules

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 7:20, archived)

Fair

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 4 Jan 2026, 9:14, archived)

Perhaps this forum is not really the best place to learn about conventionally harmonious human relations.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 14:07, archived)

lolololololol

( vladimir, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 21:58, archived)

You seem upset

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 20:21, archived)

yeah
Every time I think I'm getting the hang of this, something like this kicks off, and my PTSD triggers again.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 7:22, archived)

None of this is serious until you make it so.
just ask brb
or captain picard
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 14:13, archived)

Serious Internet™️

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:11, archived)

Yep, that's how it works

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:09, archived)

i'm tworking rite now

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:35, archived)

You forgot to call us stupid kids and tell us to grow up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:57, archived)

I note that I consistently call round here when I am feeling at my absolute shite bleakest worst, feel this is somehow relevant although not sure how
three weeks in a padded room with a few sharpies and some A3 pads should do it though
( vladimir, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 22:00, archived)

confident I could figure it out with the right pens and pads and pens

( vladimir, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 22:01, archived)

Of course I'm not celebrating his life.
or am I???
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 16:54, archived)

shall i flip a coin?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:18, archived)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ3eO77qdc4
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:40, archived)

let's pile on the disabled kid!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:13, archived)

TBF, getting on top of a disabled kid is what Sid would do.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:17, archived)

classic sid

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:20, archived)

Good old Cookie!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:22, archived)

-k +fl

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:11, archived)

has swallowed choad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 15:35, archived)