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whats up, guy's?!!
having a fun Thursday? I've achieved literally nothing so far apart from eating a bockwurst. might go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:18, archived)
<s>b</s> c

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:24, archived)
How much is it wurst anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:46, archived)
back to ced
mm etc
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:17, archived)
<s> etc</s>MMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:22, archived)
cack lol

(piss and shit, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:39, archived)
lol
not the first time he's cacked the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:03, archived)
What time is Bargain Hunt on?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:25, archived)
<s>H</s> C

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:28, archived)
wcat mm etc

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:30, archived)
Dunno soz
Watching Lucy Worsley's Victorian Murder Club, plus dropping some hideous guffs. Even I don't like them
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:28, archived)
Get very very high Queef, then time your guffs to coincide with the actors making sad or angry faces, or storming out of a room
bonus points for fart/faint combos
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:17, archived)
Too late m8
I've moved onto shits now
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:32, archived)
Into your hands, ofc

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 16:29, archived)
NO! SHIT IN A KETTLE!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 17:56, archived)
Lucy is very disappointed and she'll never go out with you now.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:25, archived)
oh MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:31, archived)
smoked I bet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:38, archived)
Oh totes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:17, archived)
I'm going pub, sod FedEx

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 13:44, archived)
might head up the Forest for a few jars

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:17, archived)
You gonna get gherkins?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:26, archived)
Likely yes
Totes gherks
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:31, archived)
You love sausages lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:39, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 14:58, archived)
Cock Sausages! Which is a bit of a gay hat on a hat. Two Gay Hats, in fact.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:07, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 15:26, archived)
sick burn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 17:57, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 18:41, archived)
ah the late show was great, he's such a gentle interviewer

(piss and shit, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 18:57, archived)
Had to wait in for a gas safety check
Got the cooker and kitchen cleaned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 16:22, archived)