JMG
Well done everyone. You've noticed a JMG thread.
You might want to take five minutes to calm yourself down a bit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Jan 2026, 17:07, Reply)

what an honour

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 17:26, Reply)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 18:06, Reply)

🧑‍🦲

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 18:33, Reply)

alright

( mongychops, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 19:27, Reply)

I've got diarrhoea

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 19:51, Reply)

DIARRHOEA

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jan 2026, 22:02, Reply)

Juice my gizzard

( broadsword, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 20:13, Reply)

+Harry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 1:37, Reply)

When has telling someone to calm down ever calmed them down?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 20:22, Reply)

chill out

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 21:35, Reply)

relax

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 1:37, Reply)

Fucking hell, is it 2007 again?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 21:43, Reply)

Apologies, only just noticed this now.
I'm clearly too bald and/or dole.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 22:18, Reply)

It's just a lovely pair of references.
Handshakes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 23 Jan 2026, 0:10, Reply)