JMG
Well done everyone. You've noticed a JMG thread.
You might want to take five minutes to calm yourself down a bit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Jan 2026, 17:07, archived)

what an honour

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 17:26, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 18:06, archived)

🧑‍🦲

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 18:33, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 19:27, archived)

I've got diarrhoea

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)

DIARRHOEA

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 22:02, archived)

Juice my gizzard

( broadsword, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 20:13, archived)

+Harry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 1:37, archived)

When has telling someone to calm down ever calmed them down?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 20:22, archived)

chill out

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 21:35, archived)

relax

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 1:37, archived)

Fucking hell, is it 2007 again?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 21:43, archived)

Apologies, only just noticed this now.
I'm clearly too bald and/or dole.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jan 2026, 22:18, archived)

It's just a lovely pair of references.
Handshakes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 23 Jan 2026, 0:10, archived)