morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 6:02, archived)

Smeggle Rock!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 6:37, archived)

Wank your cares away

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 6:58, archived)

I've tried many times but my cares keep coming back.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:06, archived)

maybe next time
don't give up!
(piss and shit, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)

well the wanks don't work, they just make it spurt, but I know I'll glaze your face again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 14:40, archived)

Are you coming on to me?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 14:51, archived)

what do you want to hear?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 15:51, archived)

"...and the winner of the world's sexiest millionaire is... Aardvark!"

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 16:00, archived)

...and the winner of the world's sexiest millionaire is... Aardvark!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 18:04, archived)

Yes, yes. Good.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 11:13, archived)

"...and the winner of the world's sexiest millionaire is... Aardvark!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 18:50, archived)

Excellent.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 11:13, archived)

Peaches's less successful follow up single.
/ac, oddly enough
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)