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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 0:26, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 6:02, archived)
Smeggle Rock!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 6:37, archived)
Wank your cares away

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 6:58, archived)
I've tried many times but my cares keep coming back.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:06, archived)
maybe next time
don't give up!
(piss and shit, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
well the wanks don't work, they just make it spurt, but I know I'll glaze your face again

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 14:40, archived)
Are you coming on to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 14:51, archived)
what do you want to hear?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 15:51, archived)
"...and the winner of the world's sexiest millionaire is... Aardvark!"

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 16:00, archived)
...and the winner of the world's sexiest millionaire is... Aardvark!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 18:04, archived)
Yes, yes. Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 11:13, archived)
"...and the winner of the world's sexiest millionaire is... Aardvark!"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 18:50, archived)
Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 11:13, archived)
Peaches's less successful follow up single.
/ac, oddly enough
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)
So it is

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 7:10, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 7:37, archived)
A rainy cold morning in Amsterdam. Might do a boat tour today. About the only reasonably priced thing here to do .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 8:06, archived)
Great way to see the city

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 11:04, archived)
It's grey and wet and cold.
In my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Feb 2026, 8:25, archived)
Had to give the cat a pill
now I am bleed and cat is furious.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 8:27, archived)
Does grinding it up and mixing it in with wet food not work?
That's the only way I've ever been able to give medication to my cats. Tuna works especially well.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 6 Feb 2026, 8:44, archived)
We could try that but she's not a greedy cat
can take or leave her food at the best of times so I think doctoring it would be spotted right away.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 8:49, archived)
There's a weird yoghurty treat that seems to work for medicine hiding
Called something like Licky Lix or whatever.
Our moggy is fucking dangerous if we had to give her a pill by restraint. Bit me to the bone one time, and nearly opened up my wrist artery another time.
But she just gobbles up this yoghurt stuff, pill and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:09, archived)
Hmm. Yeah, cat likes that Chuppu stuff. We use it to placte her after doing something to her she doesn't like
will consider for next time.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:18, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:44, archived)
Lol bone, lol gobble up yoghurt stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 11:04, archived)
That's what I usually do
One of my cats is a bugger for getting worms and he won't take the tablets, so I crush them and mix them in his tuna. Fortunately, he's a greedy little bastard and scoffs the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 11:02, archived)
Get a Webbox stick, break off a section, then gently squeeze it.
A little pocket opens up and you can conceal a small tablet in there.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:16, archived)

a Webbox stick Smegg Wallace's rectum
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:44, archived)
break off a section?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:53, archived)
Yup
- it's the only language he understands
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 10:10, archived)
Garold's no stranger to popping open a narrow space for insertion purposes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 9:55, archived)
I'm getting too old for that short of shenanigans

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 10:09, archived)
might do the Macarena

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 10:29, archived)
the Maacaarenaa, surely

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 6 Feb 2026, 10:46, archived)
ah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 10:55, archived)
alright every 80's rap record

(piss and shit, Fri 6 Feb 2026, 12:36, archived)