Watch some films.
I saw Inheritance with Rhys Ifans on the way to Bali, good chase scenes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:21, archived)

I've downloaded several films and series
Also Cathay Pacific apparently has 14 Jackie Chan films available. Hopefully not that abomination of Around the World in 80 Days with Steve Coogan. What a disgrace that was
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:24, archived)

I've downloaded several films and series
Also Cathay Pacific apparently has 14 Jackie Chan films available. Hopefully not that abomination of Around the World in 80 Days with Steve Coogan. We imported two-thirds of our cheese.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:01, archived)

I'm marketing my pork as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:36, archived)

Christ, now I've got a mental image of Liz Truss doing an OnlyFans saying "I'm opening up my pork markets"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:43, archived)

She can import two thirds of my cheese.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:47, archived)

Thank fuck she only ever said two things that anyone remembers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:57, archived)

"MMMMNEURRGH I AM A TORY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY COUNTRY'S CREDIT RATING FROM THE INTERNATIONAL MARKETS"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:14, archived)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 12:36, archived)

"Pork markets". "I will outlast that lettuce".

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:01, archived)