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alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:50, archived)
nope, headache
and just had a report of two goats on the line
(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:55, archived)
LOL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:22, archived)
Mmm, goat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:05, archived)
Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo on the blower?!
NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:19, archived)
haha yeah, sport

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:48, archived)
update: the goats have been removed and the fence temporarily repaired

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:19, archived)
Great news!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:20, archived)
Thank you for the update, we were all terribly worried

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:44, archived)
I can well imagine

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:47, archived)
You’re kidding me

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:47, archived)
no but I understand the confusion
they were adult pygmy goats
(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:50, archived)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:48, archived)
dmedff

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:50, archived)
pluge

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 17:15, archived)
Hitting the town to celebrate Alejandro Jodorowsky's birthday

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:20, archived)
y/n/o

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:22, archived)
you're not ok

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:35, archived)
Your username is 'piss', not sure you're in a strong position to say any other poster is not OK

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:41, archived)
pot/kettle colour confusion

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:50, archived)
PARP PARP!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:51, archived)
I don't think any of us have been ok since we found out we're all baldmonkey :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:41, archived)
I'm not
I'm Stephen 'Friz' Frizzle
(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:51, archived)
I’m Sexface

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:59, archived)
And so's my wife!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 17:30, archived)
And what if I'm not?
I am, of course, alright. But theoretically, what would you do if I weren't?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:31, archived)
I'd give you a cuddle.
A SEX CUDDLE.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:41, archived)
Thanks, that's good motivation to stay alright indefinitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:45, archived)
Bummed into wellness

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:41, archived)
Cherzzz
or more correctly, Marc Cohnzzz
(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:44, archived)
A SCUDDLE
Maybe YOURS will get you arrested
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:42, archived)
I'm annoyed that this will get buried
so I'm linking it here so you can all congratulate me for being very funny AND very clever.

b3ta.com/talk/8467935
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:31, archived)
This isn't the validation you're looking for.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:32, archived)
says you

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:04, archived)
IT WAS A STAR WARS JOKE, OK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:08, archived)
In my experience there's no such thing as jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:15, archived)
Shush now, the neurotypicals are talking.
lol not really
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 19:36, archived)
Do you think McBeef's plane has been forced to divert yet?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:29, archived)
Fingers crossed.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:41, archived)
It'll be MH370 all over again. They'd rather pluge into the Indian Ocean than have to deal with that smell

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:43, archived)
pluge

(piss and shit, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:51, archived)
Pluge, Pluge, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 17:02, archived)