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good eveneninging

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 19:20, archived)
King Bhumibol, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, shot his brother in the forehead, in fairness if you see a picture of his brother it would be very hard to miss the forehead

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:00, archived)
Rob Can’t, co-creator of Dead Dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:05, archived)
He's cold inside
With no kind of atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:08, archived)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:42, archived)
Worms and moles nibbling at his toes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:51, archived)
Quite sad about this, Red Dwarf was shit after he stopped writing it

Rob Went
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:23, archived)
Ah, bollix.
He was jointly responsible for many of my formative years.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:53, archived)
Rob sub-Prime

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:29, archived)
Robbed-of-life Granted-passage-to-the-afterlife

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:44, archived)
I reckon the other one shot him in the forehead, like Prince Bhumibol did to his brother, King Ananda Mahidol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:45, archived)
Their long-running legal dispute over the rights finally ended a few years ago,
sounds plausible.

Doug Naylor had him murdered, I'm saying.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:50, archived)
Doug Nayl'd'im.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:53, archived)
Dug THE GRAVE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:54, archived)
It was fucking rubbish. Lad shit bollocks. Went on far too long. Other than that, oh well

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:54, archived)
Watching them back years later, some of the early ones had genuinely funny bits.
A lot fewer than the fans insist, but I reckon Grant was behind those. As Cheers pointed out, it was unrelentingly shit after he quit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:58, archived)
The jokes run out way before the premises. It's may to December or dear John for nerds

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:09, archived)
Maybe, but at its best it was still above average.
Its best was fleeting and intermittent, admittedly, but comedy is subjective. I loved Blackadder (I-III) when I was young, but I reckon early Red Dwarf has aged better. Just.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:24, archived)
Nah, black adder is acted and written better. Subjective as you say.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:36, archived)
I reckon you could make a case for both being generally better-than-average sitcoms, but canned laughter has really aged badly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 1:00, archived)
I like the anecdote told by Sir Patrick Stewart
about when he was idly watching TV one night and Red Dwarf came on, and he was halfway out of his chair on the way to phone his lawyer and sue them for defamation because he thought they were taking the piss out of Star Trek, but then something happened on screen that made him laugh and he sat back down and decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 1:10, archived)
I don’t think anecdotes are Sir Patrick Stewart’s forte.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:06, archived)
That's true. It's on shows even as relatively recent as The League of Gentlemen, which takes away from it a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Feb 2026, 9:48, archived)
As a young teen, the first few series were hilarious to me.
No idea if they’d stand up well today though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:00, archived)
Oh no they do not. It wasn't a good sitcom.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:08, archived)
yeah for most on the time they were standing up

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 10:41, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:06, archived)