Bananas. Aren't they great?

( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:38, archived)

I hope Ian Huntley pulls through.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:39, archived)

Unlikely, he had a spike stuck in his brain

( mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:48, archived)

I've pierced my head on a spiiiiiike

( .Yeti., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:54, archived)

#PedoSnuffChallenge

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:50, archived)

Murderer in a coma, i know, i know

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:43, archived)

The glory hole?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:50, archived)

Nano Banana 2 is a new txt2img AI model although it sounds like an american weed strain
In the game Balatro there's a joker card called Cavendish which features a banana, it has a 1/1000 chance of being destroyed after each hand is played.
I got that joker yesterday in a game and on the second hand I played with it, it was destroyed.
Banana.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:04, archived)

what?

(piss and shit, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8468840
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:27, archived)

YES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:17, archived)

The idea is that this card can only show up when Gros Michel has gone extinct. But after that has happened, Cavendish is relatively easy to find as it is common.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:18, archived)

well the fucker went tits up, if there's a better argument for biodiversity i've yet to hear it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:29, archived)

Are you ok?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:23, archived)

Not sure of your terms of reference, Octo was celebrating his love of bananas so I thought I'd contribute my own banana-based comment
See also: b3ta.com/talk/8468840
alt: why? do I seem a bit bananas? ah hahaha
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:20, archived)

They can get a bit squishy if you use them too many times

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:35, archived)

i made some fucking lovely banana bread last week
might do some more tonight
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:34, archived)

2020 called, it wants its universal lockdown activity back

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:22, archived)

I think it might be informative to see banana sales plotted against deaths during the lockdown years.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:16, archived)