mōrning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:36, archived)

ħī

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:48, archived)

i can't get out of my hotel room

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:49, archived)

kylie minozzzzzz

(piss and shit, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:50, archived)

They locked you in because of your bad review
- now you're going to be this week's breakfast special
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:56, archived)

A Full English Cunt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:04, archived)

back to the bafta

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 10:10, archived)

wasn't my review lol i found that after

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:11, archived)

i mean i'm not even going there i just found the review whilst looking the hotel up for someone else

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:16, archived)

stairs within layers, beds within dreams
hotel reception
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:17, archived)

i feel like i spent a lifetime down here

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:18, archived)

b3ta, i mean

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:21, archived)

Should have known
- you're not the vegetarian type
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 8:47, archived)

Up at 3:30 today
An improvement of sorts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:00, archived)

My cat usually wakes me up at that time

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:04, archived)

i'm up at 4am mon to fri mate
don't even own an cat.

but yeah an improv for you fo sho
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:12, archived)

I can't even imagine that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 11:57, archived)

Helllooooo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:58, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 8:03, archived)

Happy birthday, Willie Wise! 🍆🦉

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 9:15, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 9:20, archived)

morning

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 9:22, archived)