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Just one this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77ee23n6zjo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:05, archived)
2/7 getting fisted by Noddy while Big Ears watches disapprovingly

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:17, archived)
with his hand in his pocket

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:38, archived)
and the other one is smoking a cigarette

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:33, archived)
and the other one is making a peace sign

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:55, archived)
3/7 threadstomp

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:18, archived)
2/7 piss and shit

(piss and shit, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:23, archived)
I watched the first episode of detectorists yesterday, could go either way, does it get better or worse?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:37, archived)
Not my bag but people seem to like its gentle Britishness
Rather wank off a walrus, personally
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)
Alright AI

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:47, archived)
You were wanking off a walrus in a cocktail bar, when I met you...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:01, archived)
Don't you scampi baby

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:23, archived)
That much is true

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Mar 2026, 5:58, archived)
It's very twee for my liking

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)
-t

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:03, archived)
I’s
mm, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:03, archived)
It's alright
No tit in it tho
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:02, archived)
it's pretty much that all the way through
I quite liked it but I wouldn't bother rewatching it
(piss and shit, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:29, archived)
this is what i thought it was probably like

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 15:53, archived)
kept it 100

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)
2/7 Noel Edmonds tasteful nudes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 13:49, archived)
his crinkly bottom?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Mar 2026, 14:01, archived)