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Just two. A piddly-widdly two.
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(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:04, archived)
4/7 Iran Iraq IKEA

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:12, archived)
3/7 getting toilet paper stuck to your shoe but the toilet paper has already been used by someone else in a non-specifically messy and sticky way

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:18, archived)
-shoe +anús

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:26, archived)
-toilet paper +your pænus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:48, archived)
4/7 getting a free sausage roll but it's from Greggs

(piss and shit, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:39, archived)
<s>s</s> Wallace

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:40, archived)
-e roll +ing

(piss and shit, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:41, archived)
it's the wrong sausage, and it's gone wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:22, archived)
2/7 Peter Mandelson anal gape pics

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:54, archived)
4/7 yer da wanks on all fours

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:55, archived)
All fours? does he have 3 hands?
- otherwise wouldn't it be all threes?

Im very easily confused
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:27, archived)
He gets on all fours and then scrapes himself against the carpet in a manner that he finds bafflingly gratifying

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:51, archived)
yer da wears SuperDry

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)
4/7
Average
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:05, archived)
yay i can participate again! 3/7 fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:23, archived)
the answers are: a, a, c, b, a, c, & b&

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:32, archived)
4/7 suck upon mine foetid shaft

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:31, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:34, archived)
I know, but I can't get to the pharmacy today
Well, not so much 'cant'. I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:38, archived)