My wife has gone with some of her friends to see Boyzlife.
What's the worst thing that you've ever hear of?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:35, archived)

b3ta

( broadsword, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:47, archived)

Grammatical errors

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:04, archived)

'Theyre isnt none in' them post
- so what about yõus complainting is?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 22:15, archived)

Aubergines. Fucking shit

( mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:13, archived)

Courgettes are worse I reckon
But it's close
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 22:57, archived)

you are correct
There are a few good uses for aubergines, only one for courgettes: throwing them away.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:07, archived)

a gang of cheroot vendors considered a haircut beyond the limit of my abilities

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:23, archived)

acne up the bum or summat i dunno rly

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:33, archived)

It's difficult to spot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:34, archived)

Braw! Take an analgesic for that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:56, archived)

Haha! Geddit ANALges- oh, that's the joke, isn't it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Mar 2026, 22:37, archived)

Oh m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:00, archived)

an·al·ge·sic: noun, an analgesic drug
as it helpfully explains in the online dictionary i just consulted
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:06, archived)

Lol

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Mar 2026, 1:01, archived)

sounds uncomfortable

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:57, archived)

I think you've pre-emptively beaten me, to be honest

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:55, archived)

although Snow Patrol are doing Chasing Cars on BBC4 right now, that's fucking up there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:57, archived)

what is bbc4 for?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 22:16, archived)

Absolutely nothing
Say it again
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:01, archived)

A clown
When there's no-one around
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:19, archived)

Ain't that a sad affair?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 1:46, archived)