We just had a driverless taxi in our street - successfully dropped/picked passenger and buggered off.
What exciting, futuristic thing have you noticed recently?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:26, Reply)

b3ta

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:29, Reply)

Fuck all, bruv

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:29, Reply)

Kak Hatt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:32, Reply)

^ got that dirty diesel

( mongychops, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:36, Reply)

Update. It's not driving itself at fucking all
someone's driving it around, I think it's being configured or learning these weird London streets.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:35, Reply)

so it's basically a car, being driven. oh garold.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:00, Reply)

+ well you came and you gave without taking

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:05, Reply)

and I drove you away

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:05, Reply)

It had all the twirly radar/lidar gubbins
So that was exciting
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 13:07, Reply)

This made me genuinely lol out loud

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 16:08, Reply)

starfleet academy

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:37, Reply)

I flunked Kobayashi Maru last semester :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 11:38, Reply)

but you aced homecoming!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:01, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:10, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:53, Reply)

set it on fire

(piss and shit, Fri 20 Mar 2026, 12:52, Reply)