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morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 4:39, archived)
Hiyas xx

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 6:48, archived)
hello daddy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:27, archived)
Hello MiseryCunt, you glorious bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 6:58, archived)
aww

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:27, archived)
Yeah whatever

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:27, archived)
alrite liam lynch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:28, archived)
He *embodied* alright.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:42, archived)
That's cool

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:42, archived)
Oh god he was so fucking shit

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:53, archived)
whatever

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 7:54, archived)
Never heard of him

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:03, archived)
He's the lead singer of Oasis, surely you've heard their song "yeah whatever"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:27, archived)
standing on the shoulder of whatever

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:34, archived)
Live Whatever

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:48, archived)
Stand By Meh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:50, archived)
Champagne Averagenova

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 11:42, archived)
Don’t Look Back in Mild Annoyance

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 11:45, archived)
She's Semi-Acoustic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 11:46, archived)
Some Might Sigh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 11:50, archived)
To be fair, I'd much rather hear any of these than the *actual* Oasis songs.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:03, archived)
I quite like their first two albums but lost interest after that

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:13, archived)
You are objectively wrong.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:19, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8470854
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:21, archived)
actually I don't mind a few of their songs, but I can't admit that in public.
Safe enough to do so here, though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:45, archived)
She's Electric and Don't Look Back in Anger were good.
I never did see the appeal of Wonderwall.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:21, archived)
Quotidianwall

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:25, archived)
Wonderfence

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:37, archived)
Liam and Noel are massive Tolkien nerds,
it was originally going to be "You're Mr Underhill" from their LotR prog concept album before they banged a load of billy up their jappers and went for monobrowed shit-rock instead.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 12:47, archived)
-olkien ne +u

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:24, archived)
Tneu nerds?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:45, archived)
you'll never be a quadruple amputee cornhole champion at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 13:54, archived)
Cornhole power!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 14:49, archived)
If you insist

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 8:52, archived)
If I have to bin a pair of pants or socks I always wash them first.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:06, archived)
unless you've comprehensively shat them, I assume

(piss and shit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:37, archived)
In those instances I post them to Jamie Oliver.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:42, archived)
How does one shit one's socks?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:01, archived)
Easily done, try harder.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:12, archived)
the trick is to eat them first

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:20, archived)
Good morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:24, archived)
good morning!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:23, archived)
ello

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:33, archived)
allo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:23, archived)
US quadruple amputee cornhole champion arrested on suspicion of murder

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:38, archived)