I'm in the Boleyn in Upton Park
It smells of sewage
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:08, archived)

u shit urself again?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:14, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:15, archived)

makes a change from shitting everyone else
what you doing down there apart from aforem
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:19, archived)

Yeah I thought I'd try something new

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:19, archived)

i tried that once
i didn't like it
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:21, archived)

oh it's a pub
looking out of place, then
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:20, archived)

It's the nearest tolerable boozer to home

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:31, archived)

lol tolerable
you're such a colossal snobend
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:36, archived)

I heard Queef shat the sheriff (but he didn't shit the deputy).

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:26, archived)

You heard wrong m8
I shat the deputy also
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:31, archived)

Oh that's good to know.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8471024
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:53, archived)

i focus on the pain
the burning ring i feel
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:08, archived)

It's west ham

( mongychops, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:30, archived)

Fucking rubbish area

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:32, archived)

Barely worth 50p.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:11, archived)

stand back maple ham, hock ham, prosciuttto ham
hamon iberico too
don't wanna cause a ruckus but bayonne baracus
have I got a match for you!
it makes them look like a bunch of fairies
it got more bottle than united dairies
hang about! look out! for west ham!
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:44, archived)

^ the Scunner Hambell

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2026, 21:03, archived)