Hullo fanny's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:07, archived)

I'm in the Boleyn in Upton Park
It smells of sewage
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:08, archived)

u shit urself again?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:14, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:15, archived)

makes a change from shitting everyone else
what you doing down there apart from aforem
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:19, archived)

Yeah I thought I'd try something new

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:19, archived)

i tried that once
i didn't like it
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:21, archived)

oh it's a pub
looking out of place, then
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:20, archived)

It's the nearest tolerable boozer to home

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:31, archived)

lol tolerable
you're such a colossal snobend
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:36, archived)

I heard Queef shat the sheriff (but he didn't shit the deputy).

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:26, archived)

You heard wrong m8
I shat the deputy also
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:31, archived)

Oh that's good to know.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8471024
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:53, archived)

i focus on the pain
the burning ring i feel
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:08, archived)

It's west ham

( mongychops, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:30, archived)

Fucking rubbish area

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:32, archived)

Barely worth 50p.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:11, archived)

stand back maple ham, hock ham, prosciuttto ham
hamon iberico too
don't wanna cause a ruckus but bayonne baracus
have I got a match for you!
it makes them look like a bunch of fairies
it got more bottle than united dairies
hang about! look out! for west ham!
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:44, archived)

^ the Scunner Hambell

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2026, 21:03, archived)

I was laughed at today for looking left and right at a level crossing
Anyone else do this?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:16, archived)

no m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:17, archived)

But...
...trains are fast
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:17, archived)

did you jump up and down and to the knees?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:22, archived)

What, laugh at you? Yeah, loads of people.

( .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:59, archived)

Every time, because of course you fucking do.
Maybe these townies have never been at a rural or semi-rural crossing. They should try one, they'd be chuffed to bits.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:59, archived)

alrite, ivor

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:06, archived)

look if you're driving the train I think we'd all rather you looked straight ahead

( vladimir, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:28, archived)

he was tied to the tracks

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:39, archived)

hahahahaha
In a nightie I expect
( vladimir, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 22:01, archived)

Cor!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 22:54, archived)