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I was laughed at today for looking left and right at a level crossing
Anyone else do this?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:16, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:17, archived)
But...
...trains are fast
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:17, archived)
did you jump up and down and to the knees?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:22, archived)
What, laugh at you? Yeah, loads of people.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 26 Mar 2026, 17:59, archived)
Every time, because of course you fucking do.
Maybe these townies have never been at a rural or semi-rural crossing. They should try one, they'd be chuffed to bits.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 18:59, archived)
alrite, ivor

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:06, archived)
look if you're driving the train I think we'd all rather you looked straight ahead

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:28, archived)
he was tied to the tracks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 19:39, archived)
hahahahaha
In a nightie I expect
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 22:01, archived)
Cor!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 26 Mar 2026, 22:54, archived)