You have a wonderful bedside manner doctor

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Mar 2026, 23:56, archived)

Don't fall for it

( mongychops, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 0:08, archived)

I have a drawer full of stickers that I give to my younger patients which say things like 'I was brave' or ''brilliant'.
There are some shiny hammer ones that say 'nailed it' which I keep back and award to myself when I get a cancer diagnosis right
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 0:11, archived)

Top tip: never miss a cancer diagnosis by telling every single patient they've got cancer.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 8:07, archived)

ahahahahahaaaaaaaa

( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:55, archived)