Getting our problem trees removed, and our remaining trees topped and shaped, is only going to cost £4,500.
I mean that's a massive expense that we can't really afford just now, but it's a great price for what needs done.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:42, archived)

Alright, Saruman.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:45, archived)

If they could fucking walk away from next door's driveway and patio, they wouldn't need to die.
Seriously though, the guys cut down the biggest problem tree yesterday so I can count the rings. It was 29 years old, but it's put on about 30cm of diameter in the 7 years we've lived here, so no wonder it's causing problems. Fat cunts need to go.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:51, archived)

B3ta, you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 31 Mar 2026, 20:32, archived)

You fucking what? I do remember you saying you were moving, was that really 7 years ago?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 22:40, archived)

You can't tell from rings. You got conned.

( mongychops, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 22:55, archived)

treeception

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 6:34, archived)

ringception tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 21:21, archived)

money well spEnt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:50, archived)

Good joke, HOOMan

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:52, archived)

our problem trees removed, and our remaining trees and shaped
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:52, archived)

If you think it'd cost that to have me whacked, they saw you coming

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 19:04, archived)