Or do I wish you a wanksmell?
Or am I saying that this is a good day for a wanksmell? Or that I feel wanksmell on this particular day?
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:33, archived)

Alright, Glandalf.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:34, archived)

To think that I have lived long enough to be wanksmelled by Mrs. Tea's son
As if I were a peddler selling Hebtroco sponsorship at the door
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:51, archived)

have i told you about my hebtro socks?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)

you mustn't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:56, archived)

Are they used for wanking?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:11, archived)

certainly
not
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:23, archived)

What do you use them for then?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:24, archived)

blowing my nose

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:29, archived)

this is you with that bloke from the hebtroco ads
ᶠᶸᶜᵏме𓀐𓂸
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 0:09, archived)

then you 'blow' your 'nose'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 0:10, archived)

lucky i'm wearing absorbant socks!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 6:49, archived)

it's like raiiin on your wanksmell day

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:35, archived)

It's a free ride
When you've already been laid
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:12, archived)