alright, I've been reading very old editions of viz, they're still funny to me
"Beer could be key to big cat mystery"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:16, archived)

Roger’s Profanisaurus always raises a chuckle
"cheese ridge n. The fertile area of the penis where knob cheese is cultivated"
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:27, archived)

PUMA - Pants up my arse
remains a family favourite
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:30, archived)

They were hilarious for quite some time
Clag-Gone. Pedal away those tagnut blues
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:31, archived)

I will always remember a Roger Mellie quote where he was confronted about his alcohol intake
and he replied "show me a celebrity who doesn't nudge the turps, and I'll show you a lying cunt."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:36, archived)

a celebrity who doesn't nudge the turps QotW
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:44, archived)