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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:22, archived)

Alright Adrian Chiles

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:25, archived)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:29, archived)

Adrian Chiles's dog menaced my kid, he can go fuck himself.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:33, archived)

At least he didn't read you one of his articles, I'd say you got off light

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:35, archived)

True

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:05, archived)

Seeing my unruly dog menacing a stranger's child reminded me of a particularly amusing postcard I received in the 80's

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:43, archived)

I expect you had to be there.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 16 Apr 2026, 14:24, archived)

No, Mr Bond, +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)

ahh yes, the column that has an ironic cult following for being so unutterably shit

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 18:31, archived)