My neighbour’s massive erection

I told him his new shed was too big
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 14:53, Reply)

How dare you besmirch the Captain Tom Memorial Shed and Spa?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:02, Reply)

Hmm, they still can't sell that house
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/property/gallery/captain-toms-family-struggles-sell-33570410
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:25, Reply)

steven1986 * March 16, 2026
What ever she has done she is entitled to what ever her OWN father left her in his will all you do gooders on here I’m sure have ur own failures you wouldn’t like to have publicised all over national television I’ve heard a lot of people say bad things about her she made a mistake she paid the price just leave her to get on with her life and all you do gooders in life carry on doing your so gooder half marathons and your annoying weekend cycle trips that block all our roads and annoy all our drivers seriously get a life [edited]
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:29, Reply)

I got a PB in the so gooder half marathon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:32, Reply)

annoying ALL your drivers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:34, Reply)

i might go for a cyclist
where's my car keys
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:33, Reply)

a 40 yr old man wrote that
fucking hell
( $$ ✅, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:37, Reply)

And edited it, to make sure it was perfect.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:40, Reply)

with an aversion to punctuation

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:44, Reply)

thank goodness we are not afflicted with the same disorder

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:46, Reply)

punctuation is for losers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:48, Reply)

thank you for your attention to this matter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:49, Reply)

youre welcome

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 15:51, Reply)

e e cummings over here stealing our jobs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:40, Reply)

lol

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 21:32, Reply)

fucking grifters, it's a disease

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 17:50, Reply)

Silly journalist - that's not news, it's a fucking advert

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:49, Reply)

"property" is a sub-category of "news", apparently.
I don't remember being headline news when I bought my first flat, but it was 26 years ago and we didn't really have the internet in those days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 18:57, Reply)