"Trump will never win"
To be fair that’s what most people thought at the time, collective faceplams all round I guess 😔
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:32, archived)

Having seen both Brexit happen and a Trump double presidency, I am already preparing my exit strategy for Day 1 Reform.

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:35, archived)

I for one can’t wait for the 24/7 culture war fatigue if/when Deform gain power

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:39, archived)

Why bother to plan for it? You woke leftie scum will be on the first train to the concentration camp anyway.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:40, archived)

I’ve already shaved my head in preparation

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:42, archived)

Same here except I did my ballsack instead

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)

Smart move.

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:46, archived)

-art +ooth

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:47, archived)

I'd always rather have an out.
I would expect the bond market to immediately shit the bed.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:44, archived)

I think you meant to say
"No, Mr Bond Market, I expect you to immediately shit the bed"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:50, archived)

Odd Jobby

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:54, archived)

Octopooey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:29, archived)

Scatamanga

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:29, archived)

BrownFinger

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:33, archived)

Dr No bogroll left so I had to use a sock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:39, archived)

You Only Wipe Twice

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:42, archived)

Mr Winnet and Mr Skid

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:46, archived)

fucking lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:58, archived)

lol scarf-wearing cockhound
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:27, archived)

Quantum Of Solids

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:41, archived)

Squatbum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:50, archived)

So buy and hold.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 10:57, archived)

hold *this*, m8
*points at crotch*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 11:05, archived)

I live in America, my expectations have been adjusted accordingly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 12:38, archived)

Hey, at least you've won the Iran war at least 10 times now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 13:07, archived)