Got a new topic to bring up in my Teams call today with someone I haven't seen for 25 years.
In the panto we did in 1996, she was cast as an Asian lecturer, and I'd completely forgotten that she blacked up for the role. I have a photo.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 1 May 2026, 7:48, archived)

Ah yes, Asia, where black people come from.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 May 2026, 8:02, archived)

the correct term is 'nig nogs', i think
brb klaxon etc
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:35, archived)

Is "browned-up" a phrase?
I would have used that but I wasn't sure. In any case, she was pretty black.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:04, archived)

you could use 'brown nose' i suppose
duck immediately afterwards tho
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:10, archived)

Curry asian or ladyboy asian?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:43, archived)

Can't it be both?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:54, archived)

Whatever floats yr boat gazza

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:57, archived)

that'll be water then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:21, archived)

He stated that he possessed a photograph of a 'blacked up' child, claiming to have had it in his collection for 25 years...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:24, archived)

... appeared to be familiar with the names of several notorious sexual offenders ...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:26, archived)

... the code words 'Pato Banton' ...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:27, archived)

Is it OK to black up this child now that she's 48 years old?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 1 May 2026, 12:46, archived)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 12:57, archived)