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morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 1 May 2026, 6:35, Reply)
Web Browsers need to die.
Have a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 May 2026, 6:59, Reply)
Spider-Man Library

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 May 2026, 7:41, Reply)
How do you anticipate posting on /talk without a browser?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:29, Reply)
He's fast - 8 armed being that can use a telnet client to manually interact with the server.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:31, Reply)
Like a squiddy fiddler, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 May 2026, 10:12, Reply)
+touched for the very 8th time

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 May 2026, 10:14, Reply)
This was my point.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 May 2026, 10:45, Reply)
morninging

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 1 May 2026, 7:15, Reply)
Got a new topic to bring up in my Teams call today with someone I haven't seen for 25 years.
In the panto we did in 1996, she was cast as an Asian lecturer, and I'd completely forgotten that she blacked up for the role. I have a photo.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 May 2026, 7:48, Reply)
Ah yes, Asia, where black people come from.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 May 2026, 8:02, Reply)
the correct term is 'nig nogs', i think
brb klaxon etc
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:35, Reply)
Is "browned-up" a phrase?
I would have used that but I wasn't sure. In any case, she was pretty black.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:04, Reply)
you could use 'brown nose' i suppose
duck immediately afterwards tho
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:10, Reply)
Curry asian or ladyboy asian?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:43, Reply)
Can't it be both?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:54, Reply)
Whatever floats yr boat gazza

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:57, Reply)
that'll be water then

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:21, Reply)
He stated that he possessed a photograph of a 'blacked up' child, claiming to have had it in his collection for 25 years...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:24, Reply)
... appeared to be familiar with the names of several notorious sexual offenders ...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:26, Reply)
... the code words 'Pato Banton' ...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:27, Reply)
Is it OK to black up this child now that she's 48 years old?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 May 2026, 12:46, Reply)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 12:57, Reply)
and the rich get richer
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Thanks,
The EE Team
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:38, Reply)
alright garold

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:05, Reply)
What now?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:17, Reply)
I just saw someone regurgitating a nondescript service email they'd received and assumed it was you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:27, Reply)
Unsubscribe

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:28, Reply)
We wish.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:32, Reply)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 1 May 2026, 9:41, Reply)
I've not heard this version of Happy Birthday before

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 14:19, Reply)

EE A-

I love it when a mobile data plan comes together
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 May 2026, 10:11, Reply)
I ain't getting on no plane and then paying roaming charges once we land at our destination, fool!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:26, Reply)
lend us £19.38 would you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 12:22, Reply)
Tony Hadley would never

(piss and shit, Fri 1 May 2026, 11:18, Reply)
True.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 1 May 2026, 12:43, Reply)