Having a Heineken at Stansted
The real world is so mental these days that paying £7.59 for a pint no longer seems particularly outrageous. Shit is effed up yo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 10:50, archived)

Stansted is shit
Stinks of weed and whatever that foul aftershave/perfume that's popular is.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2026, 10:52, archived)

Everywhere stinks of weed these days
Maybe it's because I stink of weed
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 11:01, archived)

Weed and piss
Maybe you stink of piss too
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2026, 11:11, archived)

Eau de toilet

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 May 2026, 11:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8474117
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 12:27, archived)

I weed some piss
out of my cock
(piss and shit, Tue 5 May 2026, 12:58, archived)

that foul aftershave/perfume that's popular is piss

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2026, 13:09, archived)

Piss by Urinal
Because you're worth it. Or something.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2026, 13:32, archived)

Eau de Pissoir

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2026, 13:39, archived)

Vanessa Paradiszzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 13:48, archived)

d
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 May 2026, 11:47, archived)

ays, mm etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 12:26, archived)

On my way to be ripped off at Heathrow

( mongychops, Tue 5 May 2026, 12:11, archived)

Flight still on then
Good stuff
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 12:18, archived)

So far.

( mongychops, Tue 5 May 2026, 12:28, archived)